i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

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impericon:

Vans <3
kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

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apollollo:

send this to your crush
genesisfrompluto:

Sounds about right!